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Silly Jokes
- Thread starter Crumpy
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So, I take it that work is slow tonite?
And I trust you to take care of our money!?!I ordered a book 3 months ago about online scams. It still hasn’t arrived.
Yes I did.I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn’t get it.
Took a minute but, then I got back.
Do you still have those magic beans?I ordered a book 3 months ago about online scams. It still hasn’t arrived.
Do you know where they might be?
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Damn! The secret’s out!
I have made no secret of my affection and intentions dear wife.
I have some dinner ready for you, and so am I.
This is normal. She flirts with me constantly. I have to put up with it all the time.
I love it!
A fire is ready in the fireplace for us tonite?Yes, Doc. He’s worth keeping.
Coffee and burger/pasta/Alfredo sauce.
(AKA grandpa's Hamberger helper)
A little of the bubbly?
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Here is a 'silly' poem a secretary told me in the early 1980s. She told it in the afternoon after other ladies and her had beer and marijuana for lunch.
There once was a man named Santini.
who spilled gin on his weenie.
Being uncouth,
he added vermouth,
and slipped his wife a martini.
There once was a man named Santini.
who spilled gin on his weenie.
Being uncouth,
he added vermouth,
and slipped his wife a martini.
What!!! No olive.
I believe it likely, there were to olives.
Here's an oldie:
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
