Man goes fishing, catches a Catfish & a Dildo

[Melensdad]

Can't make this stuff up. Happened right here in Indiana. I am blaming the degenerates in Ohio for this, they live upstream so obviously it floated down to where the catfish was scavenging.

For the full story follow the link to WDRB:

Indiana man finds adult toy inside fish he caught in Ohio River

Jon Hoop was fishing over the weekend near Lawrenceburg, Indiana, and caught a 20-pound catfish.

www.wdrb.com

Indiana man finds adult toy inside fish he caught in Ohio River​

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) -- Jon Hoop was fishing over the weekend on the Ohio River near Lawrenceburg, Indiana, and caught a 20-pound catfish. He realized its stomach was huge and thought it was eggs.​

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But then, he pressed on the stomach and realized it was hard.​

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When Hoop cut open the fish he found a foam ball and an adult toy, Fox59 reported Thursday.​

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"I have no idea how or why it ended up in the river," Richard Kesar, Hoop's friend, told Fox59. "When it came out Jon, my wife and I started laughing. My wife immediately covered my daughter’s eyes and turned her away from it."​

 

[Lenny]

WOW! I wonder if someone told the woman to go down to the river and phuque herself.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Must have been the same person that lost one on our hiking path a few weeks ago. The scouts and I were on a 12km hike walking along a roadway and looked in the ditch at one point and found a pink 8" dildo laying there.

 

[Lenny]

Must have been the same person that lost one on our hiking path a few weeks ago. The scouts and I were on a 12km hike walking along a roadway and looked in the ditch at one point and found a pink 8" dildo laying there.

DAYUM! How did you handle that without looking like a pervert?

 

[DAVENET]

DAYUM! How did you handle that without looking like a pervert?

Just catch and release!

 

[Melensdad]

Just catch and release!

That sounds like the name of a wild night club next door to Sorority Row by the state college campus.

 

[kc3tec]

😆😆😆😆
Reminds me of a debris in the roadway call we got one night last year.
We stopped all through traffic until the crew could get the road clear but it was all i could do to keep from cracking up!
The debris turned out to be a very large box of adult toys scattered on about 150 feet of the road.
The guys on the crew were a bit crude with the jokes but our girl members put them to shame.
I still chuckle about one of our probies finding a couple large dildoes stuck in his boots after we got back for debriefing.