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Zebra in heaven
A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.

So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are."

The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.

"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."'

"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."

"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.

"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
 
What a way to enter the forum :yum::yum:
Due to my shameless sense of humor, I found that hilarious :yum::yum::yum:

Welcome to the forum, homemade. Be sure to stop by the introductions section and tell us a bit about yourself :)
 
Yeah, I shamefull in that way too. first thing I did was to go tell the joke to my wife. lol. Anyhow, welcome to the forum homemade and like Rusty says, hit the intoduction section and at least make up some good lies...
 
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