A Yuppette from Columbia Maryland was driving her classic Jag
cross-country last summer. The trip was a hot and dusty one in this one
section of the country and she spotted a small pond in a little glade
not far off the road. She decided to stop for a swim.
She slipped out of her clothes and plunged into the cool water. After
about 10 minutes or so, she became aware of someone watching her from
behind the bushes. Her clothes were at the other end of the pond, but
there was an old washtub in the sand near her. She picked it up, held it
in front of her and marched over to the bushes, where she spotted not
one but three farm-boy types staring.
She was furious, and snapped as forceful as she could, "Don't you idiots
have anything at all better to do? Do you know what I think...???"
"Yes ma'am," drawled the tallest of the three, "You think that there old
washing tub has a bottom in it."
cross-country last summer. The trip was a hot and dusty one in this one
section of the country and she spotted a small pond in a little glade
not far off the road. She decided to stop for a swim.
She slipped out of her clothes and plunged into the cool water. After
about 10 minutes or so, she became aware of someone watching her from
behind the bushes. Her clothes were at the other end of the pond, but
there was an old washtub in the sand near her. She picked it up, held it
in front of her and marched over to the bushes, where she spotted not
one but three farm-boy types staring.
She was furious, and snapped as forceful as she could, "Don't you idiots
have anything at all better to do? Do you know what I think...???"
"Yes ma'am," drawled the tallest of the three, "You think that there old
washing tub has a bottom in it."