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a woman goes in to a vets offic carying a duck.
she puts the duck on the table and says to the vet, i want you to look at my duck... i think there's something wrong with him
so the vet looks at the duck for a few seconds, then turns back to the woman and anounces, your duck is dead.
the woman can't believe what she is hearing and tells him,what do you mean?. you've not even done any tests or anything!.
with that, the vet leaves the room and returns a short time later with a pet labradoor. the labrador comes in to the room, sniffs the duck up and down, runs it's paws all over it, looks at the vet, growls softly and exits the room
seconds later a cat enters, and does exactly the same sort of things as the dog. eventually he looked at the vet with sad eyes, and left the room..
the vet turns to the woman and says, now do you believe me?. the duck is dead
the woman's really upset and asks the vet how much she oes him.
the vet says, that will be £100!
the woman gasps... £100 just to tell me my duck is dead?
vet says, well if you listened to me the first time, it would be free, but £50 for the cat scan, and then £50 for the lab report all ads up eventually.
she puts the duck on the table and says to the vet, i want you to look at my duck... i think there's something wrong with him
so the vet looks at the duck for a few seconds, then turns back to the woman and anounces, your duck is dead.
the woman can't believe what she is hearing and tells him,what do you mean?. you've not even done any tests or anything!.
with that, the vet leaves the room and returns a short time later with a pet labradoor. the labrador comes in to the room, sniffs the duck up and down, runs it's paws all over it, looks at the vet, growls softly and exits the room
seconds later a cat enters, and does exactly the same sort of things as the dog. eventually he looked at the vet with sad eyes, and left the room..
the vet turns to the woman and says, now do you believe me?. the duck is dead
the woman's really upset and asks the vet how much she oes him.
the vet says, that will be £100!
the woman gasps... £100 just to tell me my duck is dead?
vet says, well if you listened to me the first time, it would be free, but £50 for the cat scan, and then £50 for the lab report all ads up eventually.
