You thought cell phones for kids was bad . . .

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Now you can get a cell phone for your dog:

http://www.wired.com/news/wireless/0,1382,69756,00.html?tw=rss.GAD

I want one that is wired into a shock collar!

 

[Big Dog]

Our electronic dog collars has audio alarms on them. The dog knows that 2 quick beeps means "time to come in". The one long blast means "you better get our ass home now"! I'll pass on the cell..........

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

Our electronic dog collars has audio alarms on them. The dog knows that 2 quick beeps means "time to come in". The one long blast means "you better get our ass home now"! I'll pass on the cell..........

I have one that has a two mile range. It works wonders. Of course, I had to figure out how to turn the beep sound off my digital camera pretty fast as it was really weirding him out whenever we took a picture.

Of course, old age works even better. I've only had to dust off the collar once or twice since he turned 7.

; )

 

[Big Dog]

We only have to put it on the dog when the bitch down the road comes in heat!

You just don't know how many times I had to re-write this to make it sound like it was meant to sound.....

I only put it on when.........
We only put it on when.........
We only put it on the dog when.......

 

[BoneheadNW]

We only have to put it on the dog when the bitch down the road comes in heat!

You just don't know how many times I had to re-write this to make it sound like it was meant to sound.....

I only put it on when.........
We only put it on when.........
We only put it on the dog when.......

We have the same problem in my house and I don't even have a dog!

Bonehead