lilnixon
AKA LILVIXEN
Nixon pointed me to this wonderful information
You Might Be Taliban If.
...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.
...You've used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to
shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry live
ammunition in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
.You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for, but
yet you don't know how to read.
...You were amazed to d iscover that cell phones have use! s other than
setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave".
...You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
"unclean".
.You've ever said, "I'd Walk a Mile for a Camel" and you don't smoke.
I have a fish named Mohammad, and my son has a stuffed toy named Jesus. The Muslims want my head and Kieth says I'm going to Hell.
Hattip to airforce50@newsbusters.org
You Might Be Taliban If.
...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.
...You've used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to
shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry live
ammunition in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
.You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for, but
yet you don't know how to read.
...You were amazed to d iscover that cell phones have use! s other than
setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave".
...You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
"unclean".
.You've ever said, "I'd Walk a Mile for a Camel" and you don't smoke.
I have a fish named Mohammad, and my son has a stuffed toy named Jesus. The Muslims want my head and Kieth says I'm going to Hell.
Hattip to airforce50@newsbusters.org
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