Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
Ran down to the Turkey Hill today to tea and some of those lovely Fritos, and as I was waiting in line to checkout, I couldn't help but notice this dipshit white kid (had to be 14 or 16 years old) in line ahead of me. Well, first of all I always thought the rule was No shoes No shirt No service. Well apparently, having a shirt hanging from your neck, though not actually being worn, counts as wearing a shirt. Well as if that wasn't enough, this kid was wearing his pants off (and I mean completely off) of his ass, with his boxers all bunched up above. It was so very hard to resist the urge to whup his ass like his parents should have done a long time ago. I'm at the end of my rope with this shit. I had to vent here to you folks, otherwise I am going to lose my mind. This kind of crap is what's ending our world. This kind of crap is why I'm prepping. This kind of crap is what is our 'future world leaders.' Well, if that is true, then we are all fuckin' screwed. And BTW, if I ain't mistaken, (maybe it is a rumor, I don't know for sure,) that kind of look means you are 'available' in prison. I really wanted to ask him if he liked to take it in the hooptie, but I didn't figure he'd get it. I'm voting for population control on this one. Anybody wanna loan me a poison dart?