Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
Not you FF people here in general, but people who I am forced to work with. I have just fucking had it with ignorant morons who know nothing about anything but think they know everything about all things. The past couple days I have had the case to my 1941 Crosley radio in the shop, working on it here and there to try and clean it up. Well the majority of the shop were in at my desk loitering and doing nothing but whining and ridiculing the fact that I like old radios, and old stuff in general. "Looks like something that belongs in the dump," was just one excerpt of the comments that I recieved. Now keep in mind, these people have the latest greatest computers, cell phones, and all that dumbass bullshit that comes with being an ignorant yuppie asshole. If you asked one of them how to grow a tomato, the likely answer would be "Why would I need to know? The grocery store does that for me!" At this point I am almost wishing for a SHTF scenario, just so I can watch them lose their minds not knowing what to do, and starve to death because they cannot figure out how to cope without things being done for them. They think that older stuff has no value, no use. Well guess what. That super-awesome cellphone you have, and probably paid $300 for, is valued used at what, MAYBE 50 bucks. The Crosley radio I paid 7 dollars for has been consistantly selling for around $175-$200. Noooo that's just a HORRIBLE investment for me to make! I am such a gullible jerk who will buy anything. Oh, and while we're at it, why would I drive a Taurus? Why wouldn't I drive a Volkswagen like they do? Welllll let's see here. Parts are half the price, insurance is a third, oh, and my fairly simple American automobile will last one hell of a lot longer than your everything-is-controlled-with-fucking-electronics foreign garbage. Having the latest and greatest everything is not the way to get ahead in life, and it is certainly not the way to plan for the future. You have a super radio at home, that all you do is plug your Ipod into, and you have nice, tinny, electronic sound for however long the radio lasts. Maybe 5 years at the best. Then when the radio fails, guess what? IT AIN'T WORTH DICK! Meanwhile, my 71 year old radio is just pumping away, sounding great, and if it has an issue, 95% of the time, a $2 tube will have me up and running for another 70 years. So to all the people who think that I am a dumbass because I don't have the most advanced of everything, you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. YOU are the morons, and YOU are what's wrong with this country!!! Keep living how you're living. When the shit hits the fan, you will die first, and that will leave more resources for those of us who aren't total fucking morons.
To any of you who made it through this whole post without your eyeballs melting, let me know. You deserve reps.
To any of you who made it through this whole post without your eyeballs melting, let me know. You deserve reps.