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Yappy little worthless crappy dog !!!

BigAl

BigAl

Gone But Not Forgotten
I just hate my nieghbors worthless piece of crap dog . I would like to kick its worthless ass all over the nieghborhood . YAP<YAP<YAP !!! All day and night long . Its one of those curly tail suckers ,just the right size to kick like a football . I was awaken at 5:30 AM by him barking . Now he has every damn dog in the nieghborhood riled up including the nieghbors themselves. The owner left at 3 AM to go to the big city for med test . I finally got the little sucker cornered at 6:00AM and threw his worthless ass in the garage where he should have been from the start . Every G#D Da#m time my nieghbor goes anywhere that damn dog starts problems . The worst is even my nieghbor can't seem to control it or understand what the big deal is . Maybe i should just shoot both of them ..... Wheres my gun............
I think i'll take my cat over there and have him rip that dog a new one !!!! Worthless 10 pounds of Sh#t !!!
I have since left 2 nasty phone recordings this morning to the owner on where he can put that piece of crap dog .
 
BigAl said:
I just hate my nieghbors worthless piece of crap dog
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Poobah,

I'm going through the exact same thing. My neighbors have at least 5 dogs and they're always barking. Like yours, it gets really bad when they (the owners) are not home.

I've approached the neighbors a couple times and like yours, they basically don't understand what the big deal is.

So, I checked with the state (Bureau of Dog Law Enforcement) and they said it's a local issue. Well, if I get time today, I'm heading up to talk to the town supervisor or police chief to find out about ordinances related to barking dogs.
 
bczoom said:
Poobah,

I'm going through the exact same thing. My neighbors have at least 5 dogs and they're always barking. Like yours, it gets really bad when they (the owners) are not home.
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This guy has 7 !!! I still am thinking maybe just shooting them all and I'll sort it out later after I get some sleep .
 
Give the little shit a way out of the yard..... Plant a bush on your side of the fence and dig a very big hole, so the little dog will fit through. It it starts running around the neighborhood, that isn't your problem. If it gets picked up by the dog officer even better. Yappy dogs should have there vocal cords cut.
 
Did I mention this guys a retired cop and likes to get even ??? Hopefully I will move within the next year and not have this problem any more .
 
Ok ! I'm happy now ... I just had to start thinking smarter ! I went back over to the worthless little sh#t and crapped all over the garage door step and peed down the door :moon: . I also knocked over his food bowl for good measure .That way when the owner gets home he can step in it and that worthless excuse of a dog will get blamed . I figure about 3 more trips ought to do it and that dog will be history ! I also dug 2 holes in the lawn !
 
Too funny Al. Hope they don't have a surveillance camera or you'll have some explaining to do. :hide: :yum:
 
Record the little yap. Then every time YOU leave YOUR home, crank up the stereo and play it back at them.
 
bobpierce said:
Record the little yap. Then every time YOU leave YOUR home, crank up the stereo and play it back at them.
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I like this! I've seriously considered doing it before.

Owners have no concept that some dogs go stark crazy while they are away.

This might help them understand. Especially if you give it enough amplification to make their floors thump. At 5am.
 
BigAl said:
I just hate my nieghbors worthless piece of crap dog . I would like to kick its worthless ass all over the nieghborhood . YAP<YAP<YAP !!! All day and night long . Its one of those curly tail suckers ,just the right size to kick like a football . I was awaken at 5:30 AM by him barking . Now he has every damn dog in the nieghborhood riled up including the nieghbors themselves. The owner left at 3 AM to go to the big city for med test . I finally got the little sucker cornered at 6:00AM and threw his worthless ass in the garage where he should have been from the start . Every G#D Da#m time my nieghbor goes anywhere that damn dog starts problems . The worst is even my nieghbor can't seem to control it or understand what the big deal is . Maybe i should just shoot both of them ..... Wheres my gun............
I think i'll take my cat over there and have him rip that dog a new one !!!! Worthless 10 pounds of Sh#t !!!
I have since left 2 nasty phone recordings this morning to the owner on where he can put that piece of crap dog .
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BigAl,
Why dont you tell us how you "really" feel. You must have some county ordinance that can help you. Call the local PD or Sherrifs station and ask. Tell them you are willing to sign a complaint.
 
That poor poor dog. He's just expressing himself. How dare you infringe upon that dogs RIGHT to bark. You need counseling. You need potty training. How dare you scare that poor poor little dog.:moon:


You know thats what some Judge would say to you in court if they caught you shitting and pissing on the nieghbors door. The funny thing is our fellow members probably thought you were kidding when you said that. :yum: Not to metion tossing that dog into the garage. Why didnt you throw it in "SHUT THE **** UP LAKE"? Every time the owner leaves and he barks or even chirps go over there and toss his scruffy little ass into the Lake! He will soon learn not to bark. :thumb:
 
My daughter got a dog from the pound, and when she took off to work the dog would start barking until she came home. The landlord was going to shoot the dog I think. She order a collar that sprayed citronella every time the dog barked. It took the best part of the day, but the dog quit barking and is now a pretty good all around dog. I would go to the site, make copies of the ad and post them all over the neighborhood and on the owners door and windows to let them get the message and they may go and get the hint and buy one for their dog/s.....

Down side is that the dog had the collar on in the car when my wife and daughter were going somewhere and my wife sneezed, it sprayed the dog... I don't think the dog likes people sneezing now either...

http://www.animalbehaviorsystems.com/category.cfm?Category=10

http://www.shopping.com/xPC-Premier_Pet_Gentle_Spray_Citronella_Anti_Bark_Collar_759023035150


When I was a kid and we lived in Anchorage in a little subdivision, we use to put the garbage out and the city came by and picked it up early in the morning. The problem was that most of the trash cans along the street were knocked over and gone though by the local dog population.

That lasted for about a month for us then our cans were the only ones that were not messed with. One of the neighbors asked my mom why our cans never got knocked over.

Her reply was pretty simple.... "Each night when we set the cans out, I put a piece of hamburger on top of each lid, inside was a piece of Exlax chocolate laxitive."

The lady looked at mom pretty oddly and said "What does that do?"

Mom replied, "First, it makes the dog sick and crap uncontrollably, and it remembers what it ate where, and it got sick and won't eat there again. Second, it craps all over the owners carpet for letting it out in the first place!"

By the end of the summer, the cans weren't getting knocked over any more on the street....

BigAl... I figured that if a small neighbor dog found some hamburger in your yard and ate it, after a few times, you won't see that dog outside anymore... at least in your yard... and the neighbors get a pretty hefty carpet cleaning bill....
 
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