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Yaaaaaa-Hooooo!
As an old Indian was riding across the desert on his horse, he spotted a pretty girl standing next to her car. When he found out that she had run out of gas, he offered to give her a ride to the nearest gas station.
As she rode on the horse behind him, he would let out a wild whoop every few minutes that would curdle milk. Finally, he drops her off at the gas station with a final "Yaaaaaa-Hoooooo!" and gallops off....grinning from ear to ear.
"My god!" says the gas station guy. "What were you doing to that Indian to make him holler like that?" "Why, nothing," says the girl, "I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn."
"Lady," says the guy, "Indians in these parts don't use saddles."
As an old Indian was riding across the desert on his horse, he spotted a pretty girl standing next to her car. When he found out that she had run out of gas, he offered to give her a ride to the nearest gas station.
As she rode on the horse behind him, he would let out a wild whoop every few minutes that would curdle milk. Finally, he drops her off at the gas station with a final "Yaaaaaa-Hoooooo!" and gallops off....grinning from ear to ear.
"My god!" says the gas station guy. "What were you doing to that Indian to make him holler like that?" "Why, nothing," says the girl, "I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn."
"Lady," says the guy, "Indians in these parts don't use saddles."