wrong person

[Rusty Shackleford]

A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him hard.

He immediately apologises and explaines, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screames.

"Funny," he mutteres, "you sound exactly like her also."

 

[muleman]

Down at the legion again weren't you!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i shall refer the beautiful Lithium to this thread to set you straight, mister

 

[muleman]

Still waiting for her reply!

 

[loboloco]

She's still beating him about the head and ears for kissing that strange girl