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Woman's Ass Size - A scientific study

Melensdad

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There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat..

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

:moon:
 
B_Skurka said:
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat..

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

:moon:
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:applause: :weneedpic
 
working woman said:
of Bob Ass? yes, that could be quite interesting :eek:
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NO, NO,

pix of the 85% who think their ass is too big
and the 10% who think it's too small

I think I'm a good judge of the proper size of a woman's ass:whistle: :yum:
 
humor_me said:
NO, NO,

pix of the 85% who think their ass is too big
and the 10% who think it's too small

I think I'm a good judge of the proper size of a woman's ass:whistle: :yum:
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I was begining to wonder if you were following some of the other guys reputation on this site! :whistle: , but darn I was in for a cheap thrill
 
I don't agree with this here at all. No hands on study was ever done for this research. I think we need to form a commission with governmental funding to get to the bottom of this problem. This will have to be a Hands On Study to evaluate all American women. It is the only way to get to bottom of this. This study will be beneficial to all women in America. We can start a collection of data and get a hands on feel for this immediately once the funding is set up. We need someone to head the project. I'll do field interviews and the hands on research. We can determine girth, width, drop size and full diameter of the posterior area. We can then come up with a perfect butt size determined by the lack of wrinkles and tightness of the buttocks for each woman's height. I would suggest using 30 year olds for this test. We need to find the perfect wrinkle free tight butt to make a mold from for each height group. This will be used as a guide for checking into the undersize and oversize butt groups. The undersize butt date will be measured inward from the perfect butt using verniers. The data will be collected for each group of women based on one inch height groups. We can start at the 4' 9" area and work our way up to 6' woman in inch increments. From there we can expand our investigation into the oversize butt. This will be determined by the amount of overage compared to our perfect butt sample molds. Who else wants to do field research with me. I can't possibly handle all of this on my own. :yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:
 
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JimR said:
... to get to the bottom of this problem.
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Pun intended?

For your study, I'll join in later as a QA specialist. I'll need to confirm what you've determined to be the perfect "butt size". Others can check the ones that vary from the perfect size by more than 1/2".

To be fair, I also believe the sampling should include a wider age group. How about 21 - 31 years old?
 
Now Now, It sounds like you only want to be involved on a secluded part of the test. That would be totally unfair for the rest of the hands on testers. This position would have to have hands on experience of all testing material. No discriminating allowed.
 
bczoom said:
To be fair, I also believe the sampling should include a wider age group. How about 21 - 31 years old?
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Fair??? Since when is 21 - 31 years old a good representative of all women?

Hey, I'm sorry, but "women" means "all" women.:eek:

I believe they first become women at the onset of their first period; and I believe that they are still "women" even when they are 75 years old...and even when they are 500lbs.:puke1: Even the ones that smell like a week-old pig trough:puke1: to the ones that smell like a flower garden.:moon:




You did volunteer didn't you.:yum: :yum:
 
JimR said:
Now Now, It sounds like you only want to be involved on a secluded part of the test. That would be totally unfair for the rest of the hands on testers. This position would have to have hands on experience of all testing material. No discriminating allowed.
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I think what he really means is he wanted to be secluded with the samples. You know him and the butt alone:pat: or maybe him and a couple of butts alone:pat::pat::thumb:
 
B_Skurka said:
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat..

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

:moon:
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Geeeeeez, Bob,
Look what you started.......
Now, none of us can agree on anything.

I need a beer
:drink:
 
Okay, We will try 30-40 year olds as I feel they are in the middle. They have lost the urge to attract a mate, already are married and had kids and either kept themselves in shape or let themselves go. How's that for being equal?
 
It sounds like the answer has been found.

Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt

It's pretty much what I figured but they applied a formula to it.

(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)

Assesse her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

A perfect score is approx. 80.
 
Hey working woman, how about starting a similar scheme for male butts - at the Great Dorset Steam Fair, Commercial Heavy Haulage section, we have a cup for Rear of the Year - the ladies judging the men! It is a lot of fun and we have some laughs - the prize used to be a butt, well I think it was a window display prop for underpants or similar, but (one 't' this time) it got rather damaged so we still hold the competition, but they only receive the title, no trophy to go with it!!
 
Leave it too the British to do some real ass testing and get it down to a science.
What a job to have.


Ice Queen, Men don't have butts. According to women we are all ass.:yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:
 
JimR said:
Ice Queen, Men don't have butts.
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That's correct.

Ever see a guy over 60 that has a butt? I'll bet not. By that time, most of it has either been chewed out (by the females) or scratched off (by ourselves).
 
bczoom said:
That's correct.

Ever see a guy over 60 that has a butt? I'll bet not. By that time, most of it has either been chewed out (by the females) or scratched off (by ourselves).
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Hell, I'm only 52 and its just about gone. It's been chewed out for the last 30 years at no fault of my own LOL
 
Ooops, sorry, but I still think that there ought to be a competition for male asses, (sounds like a load of donkeys to me..........well!) or as we British would say arses. I suggest we are polite and call them 'rears' as we polite (!!) people in the commercial heavy haulage gang say and it does stop the confusion over ass, arse and butts.
 
bczoom said:
It sounds like the answer has been found.

Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt

It's pretty much what I figured but they applied a formula to it.

(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)

Assesse her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

A perfect score is approx. 80.
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OH crap, now it's become scientific...that sort of takes the fun out of it.

I think someone watches too much CSI...

:weneedpic of all the representative gluteus maximuses...uhmmm, for scientific purposes.:beer:
 
JimR said:
I don't agree with this here at all. No hands on study was ever done for this research. I think we need to form a commission with governmental funding to get to the bottom of this problem. This will have to be a Hands On Study to evaluate all American women. It is the only way to get to bottom of this. This study will be beneficial to all women in America. We can start a collection of data and get a hands on feel for this immediately once the funding is set up. We need someone to head the project. I'll do field interviews and the hands on research. We can determine girth, width, drop size and full diameter of the posterior area. We can then come up with a perfect butt size determined by the lack of wrinkles and tightness of the buttocks for each woman's height. I would suggest using 30 year olds for this test. We need to find the perfect wrinkle free tight butt to make a mold from for each height group. This will be used as a guide for checking into the undersize and oversize butt groups. The undersize butt date will be measured inward from the perfect butt using verniers. The data will be collected for each group of women based on one inch height groups. We can start at the 4' 9" area and work our way up to 6' woman in inch increments. From there we can expand our investigation into the oversize butt. This will be determined by the amount of overage compared to our perfect butt sample molds. Who else wants to do field research with me. I can't possibly handle all of this on my own. :yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:
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I'm in er I mean I'm up for this er I VOLUNTEER!:w00t2:
 

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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,

Good grief, look how smart I am! :yum:
 
While the rest of us look at that as secretarial spread, too much eating out at McD's, Wendy's, Burger King french fries and lack of exercise.
 
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