WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!

[Lenny]

WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

 

[Doc]

Too true Lenny. LOL

 

[Andrei]

Life's insecurities can create nightmares.

 

[Lenny]

Too true Lenny. LOL

Yup! One of the benefits of growing older. About ten years from now I'll be able to go up to kids and say, "Pull my finger," with impunity.

 

[JEV]

Life's insecurities can create nightmares.

Did you get that information from JAMA or another medical journal? Please cite the source.

 

[Kane]

Life's insecurities can create nightmares.

Gotta' love your contributions, Andrei. Always the cynic.

But, yes indeed, you must have terrible insecurities if big tits give you nightmares. You have my sympathies.

















Just wondering: were you by chance a bottle-fed baby?

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[Lenny]

Big tits don't give me nightmares.



They make me deliriously happy!

 

[Andrei]

Please cite the source.

Andrei's brain.

 

[Andrei]

1. Gotta' love your contributions, Andrei.
2. Always the cynic.
3. But, yes indeed, you must have terrible insecurities if big tits give you nightmares.
4. Just wondering: were you by chance a bottle-fed baby?
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1. Glad to help.
2. Truth in life.
3. Not at all. Do not like the way they sag and my wife's could be confused with a teen's.
4. 100% breast feed.