Wisdom at the bar

[JEV]

“Well you see, Norm it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.​

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general the speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[thcri]

Dam I miss that show. We had a Cliffy here once before on FF.

 

[muleman]

That was a great show. I can just picture him telling it to the others at the bar.

 

[mak2]

i knew that.

 

[tsaw]

Great wisdom. It's how I justify drinking
Not to mention how fun it is killing off them weak brain cells.

I have to wonder however... What happens when you kill off ALL the weak ones?

 

[loboloco]

Great wisdom. It's how I justify drinking
Not to mention how fun it is killing off them weak brain cells.

I have to wonder however... What happens when you kill off ALL the weak ones?

You become an Obamaphile?

 

[tsaw]

You become an Obamaphile?

That explains it~