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Wife's head cold

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
My wife said to me last night that she had a head cold
I said, "it's probably because you are overweight dear"
"How can being fat cause a head cold?" she asked.
I said, "Cos your heads never out of the feckin fridge!"....:hammer::hammer::hammer:

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I may post the jokes but am far from stupid enough to say these things to my wife,i like my man parts just where they are:yum::yum::yum:
 
Best get a laptop in the fridge! When she reads this and stuffs you in there you will need it.:yum::yum:
 
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