Wife is gone

[FrancSevin]

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

Here's my problem, I spent some of the money on Women and Booze.

Some I just wasted, yes, but really I just can't afford to buy all of them back.


She may notice.


What should I do?

 

[JEV]

 

[loboloco]

Well, get the redhead out of the kitchen, the blonde off the sofa, and tell the Brunette doing laundry to put some clothes on(in another hour or so).

 

[joec]

Don't let them find the body is my best advise.

 

[Galvatron]

tip...

the next time the washer packs up just have a squirt of smelly at hand ...o and a wank as per


life will go on

 

[pirate_girl]

Men! hmmph!
You all are full of it...

 

[FrancSevin]

Actually Cathy is gone. Spent a wek in CT with the grand kids so she could do holloween there. Flying home tonite so I have to clean things up.

I just hope her old broom holds up.


franc

 

[Doc]

Franc that's kinda cruel of you .....
























.... sounds like she's long overdue for a new broom.

 

[FrancSevin]

Franc that's kinda cruel of you .....























.... sounds like she's long overdue for a new broom.

Whaaaaaaaaat?

I bought her this one two years ago.

Chrysler Crossfire SRT6
400 HP 335lbs of torque
200MPH car
Does the quarter in 12.01

Some broom huh?
Yes, it is hers.

franc

 

[bczoom]

Actually Cathy is gone. Spent a wek in CT with the grand kids so she could do holloween there. Flying home tonite so I have to clean things up.

I just hope her old broom holds up.


franc

Are you referring to the one she's flying home on or the one you're cleaning with?

 

[FrancSevin]

Are you referring to the one she's flying home on or the one you're cleaning with?

Yes


franc