Why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

[Bamby]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... Let's see now.....

* No Jesus

* No Christmas

* No television

* No cheerleaders

* No Nude Women

* No car races

* No football

* No soccer

* No golf

* No tailgate parties

* No pork BBQ

* No hot dogs

* No burgers

* No lobster

* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

* No nachos

* No Beer nuts

* No Beer !!!!!!!!

* Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

* More than one wife.

* You can't shave.

* Your wives can't shave...

* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

* Your bride is picked by someone else.

* She smells just like your donkey.

* But your donkey has a better disposition.

* Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there any mystery here?