Brenda was married to Gus, a friend of mine. One day, Brenda asked me to go to lunch with her. Brenda commented that my wife and I had been married a long time and were still happy. Brenda said that Gus didn’t seem interested in her anymore, and asked me to give her some marital advise.
I told Brenda that my wife always took care of herself, dressed nice, and was well groomed. I pointed out to Brenda that she showed up for lunch with her hair in curlers, no makeup, and a torn dress. She had body order, bad breath, and hairy legs. I advised her to fix herself up, put on a negligee with a deep "V" front, and that Gus would pay attention to her.
The following week I phoned Brenda and asked how she made out. Brenda said she took my advice. She went to the beauty parlor and had her hair and nails done. She bought new perfume. She took a long bubble bath, brushed her teeth, gargled, and shaved her legs and armpits. She forgot to buy a new negligee, but she had a nightgown with an open back, so she turned it around and put it on.
When Gus came home, he sat down and started drinking beer and watching TV as usual. Brenda came into the living room, stopped and "struck a pose" at the doorway. She said, "Gus, Honey, stop watching TV and look at me. Do you notice anything different, Sweetheart?" Gus said, "I sure do. You have your nightgown on backwards."
Brenda asked, "Why do you say that?" Gus replied, "Because your shit stain is in the front."
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I made up this story. But, it “could” be true. I think it’s funny anyway
I told Brenda that my wife always took care of herself, dressed nice, and was well groomed. I pointed out to Brenda that she showed up for lunch with her hair in curlers, no makeup, and a torn dress. She had body order, bad breath, and hairy legs. I advised her to fix herself up, put on a negligee with a deep "V" front, and that Gus would pay attention to her.
The following week I phoned Brenda and asked how she made out. Brenda said she took my advice. She went to the beauty parlor and had her hair and nails done. She bought new perfume. She took a long bubble bath, brushed her teeth, gargled, and shaved her legs and armpits. She forgot to buy a new negligee, but she had a nightgown with an open back, so she turned it around and put it on.
When Gus came home, he sat down and started drinking beer and watching TV as usual. Brenda came into the living room, stopped and "struck a pose" at the doorway. She said, "Gus, Honey, stop watching TV and look at me. Do you notice anything different, Sweetheart?" Gus said, "I sure do. You have your nightgown on backwards."
Brenda asked, "Why do you say that?" Gus replied, "Because your shit stain is in the front."
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I made up this story. But, it “could” be true. I think it’s funny anyway