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why men are never depressed

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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars . You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years , maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

 
:poke: :coolshade All that happiness and we still have to hide in the garage when WOMEN think we have done wrong.............I dont get it!

And for the record we dont complain about all the complaining about all of the above comments. If we did, you would not hear it anyway, and we would be the bad guys...........again..............

Today as I am doing laundry, dishes, cleaning the kitchen, floor included, ALL of the 8 cat boxes, did I mention laundry, and still have to pick her up at 4:30, dont be late now. Wedding plans, dont get me started........we have one coming up in July..............

:shitHitFan: :yum: :1062: :argueing:
 
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
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On behalf of men everywhere, I grant you permission to wear, or not wear, a white T-shirt to a water park. There, are you happier now? :rolleyes:
 
ddrane2115 said:
:poke: :coolshade All that happiness and we still have to hide in the garage when WOMEN think we have done wrong.............I dont get it!

And for the record we dont complain about all the complaining about all of the above comments. If we did, you would not hear it anyway, and we would be the bad guys...........again..............

Today as I am doing laundry, dishes, cleaning the kitchen, floor included, ALL of the 8 cat boxes, did I mention laundry, and still have to pick her up at 4:30, dont be late now. Wedding plans, dont get me started........we have one coming up in July..............

:shitHitFan: :yum: :1062: :argueing:
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WOW!!!!!! Can Redneck be your friend? Maybe some of this will rub off on him
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working woman said:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars . You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years , maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.
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Yep, (as quoted earlier) what is the problem....:thumb: By the way, I have seen some pretty hairy mustaches on some gals and with five O'Clock shadows..... Oh wait, they were the female Olympic wrestlers for Russia during the cold war...
 
:thumb: And I'm sure there were some 12yr old boys there who will remember you when they're 90yr old men! :yum:
 
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