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Why I Got Divorced

Doc

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US Navy Veteran
Vietnam Veteran
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Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”
I felt so SPECIAL!
She asked me out for lunch.
After lunch, she invited me to her apartment!
We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“Okay!” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”
While I was waiting on the sofa… NAKED.
 
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