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WHY DO dogs have to roll in crap !!

BigAl

BigAl

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and then want to get in your face ???
I am not sure what my damn dogs rolled in , but I am pretty damn sure it was dead for at least a week or more . Crap !!!! Now the little bastard wants to lie at my feet !!!! Smells worst than some of the old farts we have on here .
:sad::doh:

Why do dogs roll ???
 
BigAl said:
and then want to get in your face ???
I am not sure what my damn dogs rolled in , but I am pretty damn sure it was dead for at least a week or more . Crap !!!! Now the little bastard wants to lie at my feet !!!! Smells worst than some of the old farts we have on here .
:sad::doh:

Why do dogs roll ???
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How do you know how bad I stink - they haven't invented the Smellyvision computer app :flowers:
 
It's so he don't have to smell your stinky feet.
 
Your dog is a liberal Al... tell him to stop wallowing in shit and do something productive.
 
The sharing of the carcass smell is actually a compliment and act of love on the dog's part. Never forget the wife making me stop cause this poor old cocker spaniel was "hit and hurt". He was just rolling all over a road kill and loving it. I kicked it off to the side of the road and laughed my ass off.
 
:( every single time I baby sit my girlfriends dog, I always have to give her a bath because she will roll in poop... raccoon poop. Disgusting. To make matters worse, since we do not have a bathtub, I have to pick her up and put her in the sink in the laundry room, and she totally hates every moment and will not sit still.
 
I got my youngest boy a maltase dachshund mix, named Sarge the funny thing about sarge is he enjoys taking a bath with Tim. I have never seen a dog so calm about sitting in a tub or shower getting old spice body soap rubbed all over him. we will have to see how my new lab Boss Dog takes getting cleaned up soon.
 
Suni said:
To make matters worse, since we do not have a bathtub, I have to pick her up and put her in the sink in the laundry room, and she totally hates every moment and will not sit still.
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Do you have any of those rubbermaid tubs? I put the dog in one of those (sort of as her front paws stay on the upper rim) and take the hose to her.
 
Dogs roll in crap for the same reason women put the lid down on the toilet.....................................................................................

















There ain't no friggin reason!:hammer:
 
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