Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, AND 12

[Big Dog]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12
pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the! dad replied, "Those are for
married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

 

[Melensdad]

I thought the 3 pack was for married men.

1 is for Father's Day, 1 is for my birthday, 1 is for that rare night I get her drunk.

 

[jpr62902]

Did anybody catch the double entendre' of this thread's title?

 

[Big Dog]

It's spelled wrong!

 

[Mith]

I dont even know what an entrende' is but is it something to do with the fact that 3 and 6 are factors of 12 and 12 is a multiple of 3 and 6

 

[OkeeDon]

It's spelled correctly.

Nope, I didn't see the double entendre' until you mentioned it; then I burst out laughing. How to offer a hint without giving it away? It has to do with action in the package...