WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

[Bamby]

Please I don't want anyone to take this joke personal, for I don't mean it to be I'm posting it because I thought it was and is a good joke.

DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!


Now, THIS is funny.

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does
get
some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev.
Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while drivi ng.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

[thcri]

FYI Snopes.

 

[California]

FYI Snopes.

Thanks for finding that Murph. Snopes nailed it:

racism dressed up to look like a humor offering

And Letterman didn't write it. Some racist tacked his name onto their ugly smear.

Folks, racism will fade away only when we all abandon it.

"Be the change that you want to see in the world". Ghandi

 

[Gerard]

This may be false but oh so true in how the world is today and things are done.

 

[benspawpaw]

But wouldnt you know it, somebody will say you are a racist for telling a joke and making fun of someone. You got to loosen up. Dont take everything serious. Damn have a laugh or it will kill you.


Tell a good redneck joke, i promise you this redneck will laugh

 

[eggshell_vendeta]

haha making fun of racism and tearing down it's ability to piss people off will make it worthless to even be racist.