Who Would Know

[Leni]

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower!"

 

[bczoom]

That would do it...

My son likes to mow but he's only 11.

 

[Short bus]

That wouls have made my old man faint my hay fever go so bad he finaly stoped asking its not as bad now i mowed my own but I work in the field so it is best to have a lawn guy.