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who should I lay off??

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Dmorency

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[SIZE=+1] I was staring toward the water cooler wondering how the heck I was going to decide who to
lay off on the next round of cuts at the end of the week. So I decided as good a way as any
would be to lay off the next person who came to the water cooler. No sooner had I decided this
than Helen and Jack both arrived at the same time. Now I had a problem - which of the two?!
So I decided I was going to lay off the first of them who offered the other one's name for
layoff. Jack had left by then so I called Helen into my office and said apologetically, 'Helen, I'm
afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off.' Helen was obviously caught by surprise but she
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[SIZE=+1] said, "Well then, Honey, you better jack off 'cause I'm too damn busy to play.":unsure::unsure:[/SIZE]
 
:yum: :yum: heard it before but laugh every time I hear or read it. It's a classic. :thumb:
 
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