Driving home from school, they passed a cemetery and the father said, "Megan, do you know there's a law that prevents anyone living within a mile of here from being buried in that cemetery?"
Megan looked up, wide-eyed. "Really, Daddy? Why not?"
"Because they're still alive!"
Megan looked up, wide-eyed. "Really, Daddy? Why not?"
"Because they're still alive!"