Little Suzie asked her mother, "Where did humans come from?" Her mother answered, "Well, dear, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and all mankind descended from them." Then she asked her father the same question. Her father answered, "Over millions of years, humans developed from apes." The confused girl returned to her mother and told her what Daddy said. "Mom, how come you said we were created by God while Dad said we descended from monkeys?" Mother answered, "Simple, dear: I was talking about my family's origins and your father was talking about his!"
