When you're over sixty...

[JEV]

[FONT=&quot]When you are over sixty who gives a shit?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really" she said, "Go on then...try." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Come on, what day was I born"? [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said, "Yesterday." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said, "Nice legs." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot] When you are over sixty who gives a shit?[/FONT]

 

[Lenny]

LMFAO!

 

[Dmorency]

[FONT=&quot]When you are over sixty who gives a shit?[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really" she said, "Go on then...try." [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Come on, what day was I born"? [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I said, "Yesterday." [/FONT]

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I know a couple of women that this might work on.

 

[EastTexFrank]

I know a couple of women that this might work on.

Once .... but not twice.