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When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met
him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare
you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you
failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and
said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide
for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long
cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired
me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 70 "Virginians"
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare
you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you
failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and
said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide
for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long
cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired
me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 70 "Virginians"
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
