A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain,
and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!"
and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!"