What's In America's Drains

[BoneheadNW]

I saw this story and for some reason I thought of Mith. What is in your drains Mith?
Bonehead
What's In America's Drains?Roto-Rooter Compiles Annual List

POSTED: 8:05 am PST December 28, 2005

Clearing out America's clogged drains, you find everything but the kitchen sink.

Roto-Rooter has compiled a list of the strangest items its technicians found in toilets, pipes and trenches over the last year.

Topping the list is a live Civil War cannon shell discovered by a Roto-Rooter crew digging up a Mississippi sewer main. An Army Ordnance disposal team took it away.

There was also a cat, rescued after 24 hours in a North Carolina storm sewer.

Roto-Rooter's No. 3 item was a collection of G.I. Joes, sent down an Illinois toilet by a 3-year-old. When he couldn't get them back, he flushed several Matchbox cars after them.

In all, 15 toys were recovered.

According to a news release, the company also fished out a large stash of drugs that a had been flushed when police arrived at an apartment and a collection of miniature liquor bottles that had been flushed at a business.

The 2004 list included a python, a prosthetic eye, a stray kitten, a diamond ring and an eight-foot clump of human hair.

 

[dirtybernie]

the best here (so far) was an ariel doll. my daughter got it down ok but we ended up pulling the toilet and couldnt get that @@#33$4 doll out! we resorted to heating a long screwdriver red hot and melting it in several pieces. it took about 2hrs to do this.

 

[Himself]

Bonehead how have you been?

I have septic systems (2).
We do have the tanks pumped out occasionally.
I always ask the technician (the #1 man in the #2 business) if he gets any surprises once in a while.
"No surprise here" he says, "nice pink cake."
I took that to be a good thing in the #2 business.
"But the last customer was surprised when I told him not to flush condoms. He said he didn't use them."

Reminds me of the Door's 'I'm your backdoor man'.

Best wishes for the new year.
Martin

 

[bczoom]

"But the last customer was surprised when I told him not to flush condoms. He said he didn't use them."

She's BUSTED!!!!