Whats a Woman to do?

[Deadly Sushi]

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,


I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

~!~










Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do

 

[muleman]

Bumpty dumpty!

 

[EastTexFrank]

Bumpty dumpty!

You trying to resurrect the dead???

 

[muleman]

There ain't no girls on right now. We can have fun and won't catch hell till tomorrow!

 

[JEV]

Amen, brother. They don't appreciate humor like we do.