A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for
the
bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of
the bar. When his drink comes, he says, "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that
douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me."
The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is
belligerent. "Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit!" he shouts.
The bartender becomes angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here
and
call the lady names."
The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink
and
give that douche bag down there a drink, too!"
Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches
the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman
insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What can I get for you?"
The woman replies, "Oh,... I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"
the
bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of
the bar. When his drink comes, he says, "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that
douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me."
The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is
belligerent. "Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit!" he shouts.
The bartender becomes angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here
and
call the lady names."
The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink
and
give that douche bag down there a drink, too!"
Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches
the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman
insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What can I get for you?"
The woman replies, "Oh,... I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"