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Just Plinkin Away the $$
A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and
orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about ?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I
discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I,
of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top,.......every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.
Was she pretty?'
'Don't know......... Never found her head."
orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about ?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I
discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I,
of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top,.......every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.
Was she pretty?'
'Don't know......... Never found her head."