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What Is Sex??

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the “birds and the bees.”

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

Then her father asked her, “Why did you decide to ask about this now?”

The little girl replied, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”.


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That is why when the kids came to me with questions like that I deferred them to my wife. :whistling:
 
Our daughter was 3 when our son was born and as was expected, she asked about how babies are made. I, utilizing my nursing school knowledge about child development, proceeded to tell her that God made mom's with eggs and gave dads fertilizer which dad's share with moms after they get married.....or something along that vein (It's been 15 yrs!).

Anyway, CB had a lawn care business at the time and our daughter was out in the garage with him as he was preparing to fertilize the lawn and she asked him what he had put in the spreader. When he told her it was fertilizer she thought a minute and looked at him and asked, "Does Momma have anymore of those eggs?"

Now she is 18....what was inquisitive then is smart a$$, now.
 
i havve a male dog macaurther is his name when the boys started sniffing aroud my oldest daughter i think she was about 14 at the time i used macaurther and some of his girl friends as a reference when teaching about the birds and the bees i when i ran off the first boyfriend she asked what was i doing i told her he was just like the dog do and say anything to sew his oats i talked t o the little sperm doners parents and explained the ground rules like meeting parents and driving in a mechanicaly sound car with insurance and no druggs booze or driving like a nascar driver if he was willing to play by my rules he was able to come over i never seen him again and i told her there you go she has never doubted me again.
 
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