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What gender is your computer?

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won. :yum: :applause:
 
In a similar vein, I think it can be argued that a modern washing machine is feminine. Besides being obviously intended for use by the fair sex :hide: , the basic design is very female. The microprocessor is programmed with fuzzy logic (a technical term familiar to programmers and electrical engineers, if not the general public). Anyone who tries to reason with a woman has encountered fuzzy logic.
They also have a strange concept of time. The wife's new Whirlpool machine has a timer showing the amount of time remaining in the cycle. The one minute display showed for about seven minutes the last time I checked it. That is similar to the "just one more minute" it takes my wife to get ready to go somewhere.

I'm glad my wife isn't computer literate enough to find this thread.:shitHitFan:
 
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