JEV
Mr. Congeniality
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
''Yummy! I smell maple syrup!''
> The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, ''Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!''
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, ''Geez, all I can smell is....
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
''Yummy! I smell maple syrup!''
> The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, ''Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!''
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, ''Geez, all I can smell is....
MOL ASSES !
( Yes, you know you're gonna pass it on! )
