pirate_girl
legendary ⚓
So I'm sitting here eating dinner when one of my best friends, Roxanne, calls me and asks me if I've had any Halloween visitors yet.
I asked her what she was talking about, because Trick or Treat night was last Thursday here.
She told me one of our mutual friends Chuck, and his partner Tim.. (yes they are gay).. were making their rounds on the way to a Halloween party, and both were half crocked already.
I asked her what was going on, and she said.. Oh, you'll see. John just threw them out of the house.
Call me back, I know they're stopping by your place.
So about 10 minutes later, I hear car doors slam and looked out the living room window.
Sure enough, there is Chuck's Honda Accord with the two of them laughing and running up to my door in what I could make out, both were wearing suits and ties.
At first I am thinking Oh my God, let me guess.. one is supposed to be Romney, the other Obama.
I opened the door and they come barging in and yell in unison Trick or Treat!
Gretchen is going into fits of barking, diving under the sofa, then back out again to bark some more.
They both had their faces made up, complete with dark circles under the eyes, white faced.. and what appeared to be wounds on the side of Chuck's head and the forehead of Tim.
I said okay, I give up. So who are you two supposed to be?
Chuck rolls his eyes and slaps me on the arm and says Lollie, we're the Dead Kennedys!
I asked them if they thought the people at the party would find them funny.
Chuck says "oh yeah.. we'll be the hit"
Told them both I didn't think it was all that funny, then said I was busy.
So Chuck screeches... Ohh my God! Where is your sense of humour??
I told him if they'd been dressed as Obama and Romney, I would have found some humour in it.
Believe me, I do have a wild sense of humour, but to me this was just over the top!
Good bye!! LOL
It's probably going to be a while before Chuck talks to me again..
I asked her what she was talking about, because Trick or Treat night was last Thursday here.
She told me one of our mutual friends Chuck, and his partner Tim.. (yes they are gay).. were making their rounds on the way to a Halloween party, and both were half crocked already.
I asked her what was going on, and she said.. Oh, you'll see. John just threw them out of the house.
Call me back, I know they're stopping by your place.
So about 10 minutes later, I hear car doors slam and looked out the living room window.
Sure enough, there is Chuck's Honda Accord with the two of them laughing and running up to my door in what I could make out, both were wearing suits and ties.
At first I am thinking Oh my God, let me guess.. one is supposed to be Romney, the other Obama.
I opened the door and they come barging in and yell in unison Trick or Treat!
Gretchen is going into fits of barking, diving under the sofa, then back out again to bark some more.
They both had their faces made up, complete with dark circles under the eyes, white faced.. and what appeared to be wounds on the side of Chuck's head and the forehead of Tim.
I said okay, I give up. So who are you two supposed to be?
Chuck rolls his eyes and slaps me on the arm and says Lollie, we're the Dead Kennedys!
I asked them if they thought the people at the party would find them funny.
Chuck says "oh yeah.. we'll be the hit"
Told them both I didn't think it was all that funny, then said I was busy.
So Chuck screeches... Ohh my God! Where is your sense of humour??
I told him if they'd been dressed as Obama and Romney, I would have found some humour in it.
Believe me, I do have a wild sense of humour, but to me this was just over the top!
Good bye!! LOL
It's probably going to be a while before Chuck talks to me again..