West Va virgin?

[johnday]

Well, Clem was engaged to be married to a beautiful young thing he met at the local laundromat in the city he was attending Tow Truck Driver College. As time went on, he thought it would be a good idea to return home and break the good news to his family. There was Paw, Maw, and his thirteen siblings including Darrel and his other brother Darrel. The family was astounded by his good fortune. Paw just had a couple questions for Clem. " Wall," said Paw, "Kin she cook?". "Wa shore Paw", answered Clem. "Can she run a mule team", queried Paw? "She shore can', replied the love struck Clem. "Wall, I jist done gots one more question then", said Paw, "Is she a virgin?"" Why she shore is", beamed Clem. "Wall that shonuff settles then, yo shore haint tying no knot wif her", Paw stated. This just shattered Clem,"Wall wa not Paw" whimpered Clem. "Wall, ifn she haint good nuff for her own kin, she haint good nuff for us"

 

[bczoom]

Clem wasn't happy after that so he thought a trip to Vegas may do him good.

After Clem had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"

When the pair returned half an hour later, Clem sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else?"

"Yes," replied Clem. "Where ah come from in West Verginnie, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink."


And while he was in Vegas, Paw and his friend Homer were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze.

Paw asked Homer, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin' an' I made love to yore wife, an' she got pregnant, would that make us kin?" Paw scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so. but it shore would make us even!"

 

[dzalphakilo]

Whats the difference between a girl from W.V and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

What do you call a farmer walking with 10 sheep in Morgantown? A pimp.

Why can't they have a nativity sceen in Charleston? Can't find 3 wise men, a jew or a virgin.

How many W.V's does it take to eat a dead possum? 3, one to chow down, two to direct traffic.

What do you call 32 W.V girls in room? A full set of teeth.

Hear the tradgedy of the governors mansion (sp?) burning down? yep, right down to the axels.

Whats the first thing a W.V girl does when she gets up in the morning? Walk home.

Ever hear anyone from W.V count to ten? Neither have I.

 

[johnday]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JayC]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

What do you call a farmer walking with 10 sheep in Morgantown? A pimp.

So John's a pimp? Better stay out of Mith's territory, John.

 

[johnday]

Jay, You be a bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man!

 

[JayC]

Jay, You be a bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man!

Actually, this is bbbbaaaaaaaaddddddd.

Don't get too close to the kioties, err coyotes. They'll eat your livelihood.

You're down to 9.

 

[johnday]

Don't get too close to the kioties, err coyotes. They'll eat your livelihood.

You're down to 9.

OH NOOOOOOOOOO, there goes Lulubelle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[squerly]

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