BigAl
Gone But Not Forgotten
Its getting ready to start snowing , and I mean some serious snow coming down . I decide I had better go to our local dump transfer station to get rid of our garbage . On the way I run into a older nieghbor lady who is walking down the road and she looks pissed . My dogs are with me and will not let anyone near the truck . I stop and ask if there is a problem . She states she has run off the road , no one is home in the surrounding houses and she want me to take her to call 911. ?????? Is there a emergency I ask ? Big Fickin mistake . "My car is in the ditch and I want it out "
Ma'am , thats not what 911 is for unless someone is hurt . Why don't you let me take a look and maybe I can get it out for you . She stomps the 200 feet back to her car . She must have flat been movin cause she has plowed up the ditch for 30 feet . My dogs are barking . By the time she gets there I have a chain out and hooked up to pull her out . She can't get her door open ???? She locked the fickin door and there is no way anybody could have stole it !!!
I get her door open and tell her to turn the wheel in the opposite direction and I can pull her back on the road while she lightly appplies gas in reverse .
It goes bad to worst as she tries to pass me while I am trying to pull her out . Now she is really pissed . One of the local loggers comes by and offers to pull with his bigger truck while I tell her what to do . AS he starts to pull her out she steps on the fickin brake !!! and slides back in the ditch . Four tries later I now have the car in low range an I am steering the car for her through the window . We finally get the car up on the road and she decides to start yelling stop !!!! WTF ???? She is pissed like the whole thing is someone elses fault . No thank you , No kiss my ass . No nothing . I tell her she can take it out of low range and I leave . She follows me into the transfer station to complain that she can't get the car out of low range . I tell her to put it in neutral and it pops right out . I get another fucking glare . This gal is of a special religion that I have no respect for and she is sure she is better than everyone else in our town . I am going to hell someday for my religous beliefs according to her . Next time this bitches car gets stuck it can set there until summer before I help her again . What a fickin asshole !
Ma'am , thats not what 911 is for unless someone is hurt . Why don't you let me take a look and maybe I can get it out for you . She stomps the 200 feet back to her car . She must have flat been movin cause she has plowed up the ditch for 30 feet . My dogs are barking . By the time she gets there I have a chain out and hooked up to pull her out . She can't get her door open ???? She locked the fickin door and there is no way anybody could have stole it !!!
I get her door open and tell her to turn the wheel in the opposite direction and I can pull her back on the road while she lightly appplies gas in reverse .
It goes bad to worst as she tries to pass me while I am trying to pull her out . Now she is really pissed . One of the local loggers comes by and offers to pull with his bigger truck while I tell her what to do . AS he starts to pull her out she steps on the fickin brake !!! and slides back in the ditch . Four tries later I now have the car in low range an I am steering the car for her through the window . We finally get the car up on the road and she decides to start yelling stop !!!! WTF ???? She is pissed like the whole thing is someone elses fault . No thank you , No kiss my ass . No nothing . I tell her she can take it out of low range and I leave . She follows me into the transfer station to complain that she can't get the car out of low range . I tell her to put it in neutral and it pops right out . I get another fucking glare . This gal is of a special religion that I have no respect for and she is sure she is better than everyone else in our town . I am going to hell someday for my religous beliefs according to her . Next time this bitches car gets stuck it can set there until summer before I help her again . What a fickin asshole !
