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Back On Track
A guy walks up to the counter at the local welfare office and says,
"Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really much rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive his Mercedes or his Rolls, he'll supply all of your
clothes, credit cards and money. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided.
You'll be expected to escort his beautiful daughter on her overseas
holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."
"Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really much rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive his Mercedes or his Rolls, he'll supply all of your
clothes, credit cards and money. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided.
You'll be expected to escort his beautiful daughter on her overseas
holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."
