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We need a limerick thread

waybomb

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There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the hill for acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
 
OK, not a limerick but it's related.

Now that Weiner and his wife have a bun in the oven, he's really in a pickle with this jarring experience. I'm sure he doesn't relish the attention and wishes he had used a condiment. I don't know if he'll ever ketchup with his former life, obviously he mustard not of thought of that beforehand. While the timing is the wurst, let's hope the kid isn't a brat. I never sausage a mess in my life.


I'd say that's a "frank" assessment.
 
bczoom said:
OK, not a limerick but it's related.

Now that Weiner and his wife have a bun in the oven, he's really in a pickle with this jarring experience. I'm sure he doesn't relish the attention and wishes he had used a condiment. I don't know if he'll ever ketchup with his former life, obviously he mustard not of thought of that beforehand. While the timing is the wurst, let's hope the kid isn't a brat. I never sausage a mess in my life.


I'd say that's a "frank" assessment.
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Good one . :yum:
 
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