Adillo303
Diesel Truck Fan
Watch Your Mailbox
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012
Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug,
a machine to blow smoke up my ass, two discount coupons
to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a
"Blame it all on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.

Due credit - I believe the pic was originally posted by our beloved PG. The joke is new.
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012
Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug,
a machine to blow smoke up my ass, two discount coupons
to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a
"Blame it all on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.

Due credit - I believe the pic was originally posted by our beloved PG. The joke is new.
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