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Walmart Story

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........

Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital?

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
 
Junkman said:
Murph....... are we still talking about who has the bad memory????? How many more times are you going to post the same old jokes??? :yankchain: :yankchain:

07-28-2006, 11:14 PM Posted by Junkman

08-21-2006, 05:00 PM Posted by TOMLESCOEQUIP


Junk,

I was just testing you to see if you would catch it :yum: :yum:

And yes I do have a bad memory, I am willing to admit that, going back to August of last year is tough for me. But I have not yet reposted something that I have posted before if that makes sense:confused2: And I am not saying you Junkman has, but maybe you have :respect:
 
Just pointing out to you that people that live in glass houses, should wear clothes...... :burp: :yum: :weneedpic
 
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