Two men were sitting at the bar. One said, "I think it's spelled W-H-H-O-O-O-M-B." The other replied, "No, it's more like W-H-H-H-O-O-M-M-B-B?" The waitress overheard them as she walked past and said, "You guys are jerks! It's spelled W-O-M-B!" as she stormed off. One man said to his friend, "How 'bout that? She's heard an elephant fart, too!"
