dzalphakilo
Banned
Guy goes to visit his buddy in Vegas for three days.
First day there he asks his buddy where can he find a "good time".
Buddy tells him to go look for Glenda on the corner, that he can't miss her, one of the hottest looking girls around.
Guy goes walking down the strip, goes about two blocks and see's a hot, knockout babe dressed to kill.
He goes up to her and asks "are you Glenda?". She says yes.
He tells her his buddy told him to look her up and he then asks her "how much for a handjob?" She tells him two grand. He says "two grand! hell, I can get laid for WAY LESS than that"
Glenda looks at him and asks him "you see that casino over there across the street?". His reply is yes. Glenda tells him that she owns that casino from all the hand jobs she's given out. He figures, what the heck. Pays her the 2k, and what do you know, it was the BEST handjob he ever got in his life.
Second day around he goes back, finds Glenda on the corner again and asks her "hey, how much for a blow job?". Glenda tells him "five grand". Again he asks "five grand, are you crazy! I could buy 10 hookers for that price and spend all night with them!". Glenda looks at him and asks while pointing across the street "you see those two parking garages, the doctors office and that car dealership?" He says yes, and Glenda explains to him that she owns all of them for the blowjobs that she give out. He figures what the heck, pays her the five grand, and what to you know, it's the best blow job he ever got and even thinks it was worth every penny.
Last day in town, guy has to find Glenda becuase he has got to know how much is a piece of pussy. He finds her again down on the corner, and goes up to her and ask "listen, this is my last day in town and I have to ask, how much for a piece of pussy?"
Glenda looks at him and asks "you see the mono rail that goes to the strip and you know the airport?" He looks at her and asks her is disbelief "don't tell me, you own both of them becuase of your pussy?"
She looks at him and responds "no, but I would if had one".
First day there he asks his buddy where can he find a "good time".
Buddy tells him to go look for Glenda on the corner, that he can't miss her, one of the hottest looking girls around.
Guy goes walking down the strip, goes about two blocks and see's a hot, knockout babe dressed to kill.
He goes up to her and asks "are you Glenda?". She says yes.
He tells her his buddy told him to look her up and he then asks her "how much for a handjob?" She tells him two grand. He says "two grand! hell, I can get laid for WAY LESS than that"
Glenda looks at him and asks him "you see that casino over there across the street?". His reply is yes. Glenda tells him that she owns that casino from all the hand jobs she's given out. He figures, what the heck. Pays her the 2k, and what do you know, it was the BEST handjob he ever got in his life.
Second day around he goes back, finds Glenda on the corner again and asks her "hey, how much for a blow job?". Glenda tells him "five grand". Again he asks "five grand, are you crazy! I could buy 10 hookers for that price and spend all night with them!". Glenda looks at him and asks while pointing across the street "you see those two parking garages, the doctors office and that car dealership?" He says yes, and Glenda explains to him that she owns all of them for the blowjobs that she give out. He figures what the heck, pays her the five grand, and what to you know, it's the best blow job he ever got and even thinks it was worth every penny.
Last day in town, guy has to find Glenda becuase he has got to know how much is a piece of pussy. He finds her again down on the corner, and goes up to her and ask "listen, this is my last day in town and I have to ask, how much for a piece of pussy?"
Glenda looks at him and asks "you see the mono rail that goes to the strip and you know the airport?" He looks at her and asks her is disbelief "don't tell me, you own both of them becuase of your pussy?"
She looks at him and responds "no, but I would if had one".