I like the guy getting right up there to check things up close
Reminds me of a brothel joke.
This one union guy headed on down to Vegas one day specifically to visit a brothel. When he got there he asked if management supported Unions. The gal at the front desk asked by what do you mean. The union member said do you share in the profits with your employees. The gal at the front desk said, don't know what you mean but the price here is $80.00 of which $20.00 goes to the lady and $60.00 goes to the house.
The union member did not think this was fair and decided to move on down to the next brothel. Same thing there. $80 total, $20.00 to the lady and $60.00 to the house.
At the end of the day the guy was really getting discouraged as he could not find a place that supported unions or shared in the profits and decided the next place he would buy either way. He walks in the brothel and sees this beautiful girl, she was a knock out, just what everyone dreams of. This guy is really excited but asks the question, do you support unions, and the gal says why yes we do as a matter of fact. The fee is $100.00. $50.00 for the gal and $50.00 for the house. Now this guy is really excited just busting at the seems and says great, throws his money down gets his reciept and says, I will take the lady in the corner, the babe, the one in everyman's dreams. Well the gal at the front desk says, we are a union brothel and lady in the corner just came on board and has no seniority yet, you will have to take the lady coming down the hall way,
she was 45 and wrinkled and everything was a hangin.
murph