Unfair Fight

[Mtn-Track]

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

''I got in a tiff with Riley.''

''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''

''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''

''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''

''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

another good one

i'd rep ya again, but i gotta spread it around. i owes ya!

 

[Mtn-Track]

Thanks Rusty! I'm having one of them days so I thought I'd throw a few smiles out there...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

good stuff! i know how ya feel. sometimes i just need to read a few old or bad jokes to get me back into good spirits.