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UN survey

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Subject: UN survey


> Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only
> question asked was:-
>
> "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
> shortage in the rest of the world?"
>
> The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
>
> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
>
> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
>
> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
>
> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
>
> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
>
> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
>
> In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
>
> And Finally..............
>
> In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent.


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